Frequently Asked Questions

Frequently Asked Questions

My husband and I both can't stand each other but we've agreed to get a divorce and have been separated for a year, can you help?

Yes, we can help you with your problem. We do take uncontested divorce cases here at Burnside Law Firm, LLC. Just give us a call.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty-four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time sheets, two to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services.

How long does it take to sue someone?

It depends.  The average civil lawsuit takes up to a year to two years to get to trial.

Is it true that we have never lost a case?

Of course not, we’ve lost one.

Is it possible to seek free legal advice at Burnside Law Firm, LLC?

It really depends on the case you have. We do take pro bono cases from time to time, but you need to get in contact before we can make such a decision.  However, we do always offer free consultations.

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